Disregard

PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST POST IT WAS AN ACCIDENT....

FW: Fwd: rectum stretcher

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Subject: Fwd: rectum stretcher

 RECTUM STRETCHER
 
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed
 over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
 wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
 patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
 
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
 I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded
 The cop stammered, 'A what?............
 A rectum stretcher?
 
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work
 my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
 I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
 but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
 
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he
 asked
 
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
 
Traffic Ticket $95.00
 Court Costs $45.00
 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
 For everything else, there's MasterCard

 

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